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August 29 2017

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whiskey-and-toast:

rick blackout drunk and unable to function as a human? it’s more likely than you think


follow whiskey-and-toast for more rick and morty art 

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August 28 2017

21:29

laughterkey:

squaremomgsquad:

hazelninja24:

squaremomgsquad:

kitten’s tails are just… triangles

explain?

triangles… 🐱

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franartz:

that punk loves to be a pain in the ass,

 i’ve been crying nonstop after last night’s episode so i draw totally unrelated things to feel better

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i-restuff:

You guys ever heard of Gravity Falls??



from this scene (x)

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scratchtowin:

berrystumpytail:

berrystumpytail:

Would non yugioh players believe that this is one of the most powerful cards of all time and single handedly broke the game for a while?

GUESS WHO GOT UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CAT IS FREE RESCUE FOR ALL!!!

When I was a kid I found this card on the bus and kept it because it was cute

Little did I know… the power I wielded… was insurmountable…

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sliferthewhydidigeta:

i drew this because I STILL COULDN’T BELIEVE THAT YUGIOH CASE ACTUALLY GOT ON  JUDGE JUDY AHAHAHAH

Edit: WANT THIS AS A PLAYMAT? PRE-ORDER HERE: https://t.co/GDdPHStlro

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awagupi:

i never realized how much i love these two together until dsod happened

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frigidloki:

[ you've activated my trap card ]

[art commissions / portfolio @ god-bird.com]
do not repost my artwork on other sites or remove my comments.

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ygosideblog:

torb-my-jorns:

torb-my-jorns:

mamapluto:

ygosideblog:

who keeps giving her these things

Her immortal lesbian lover

Bitch got scolded:

Acorrding to this: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Forbidden_(series)

The woman featured in each card’s artwork may represent Pandora of Greek mythology. She later appears as the Effect Monster “Condemned Maiden”, implying that she was punished for using the four items, as seen in “Solemn Scolding”. The artwork of “Forbidden Scripture” further hints that these items are truly owned by the old man featured in “Solemn Judgment” (identified as God in the Trap’s Japanese name). The effect of “Condemned Maiden” makes using Quick-Play Spell Cards like the “Forbidden” series easier, but only once per Duel.

her lover is one of that god’s daughters (left) and she got her in trouble by giving her godly items. you can see mrs. god on the right unsure if she should stop the scolding.

03:00
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The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me

teenytinybeepboop:

gracelessaesthetic:

fuck-customers:

“One of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.”

“The cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesn’t know any better.”

“Cashiers shouldn’t be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?”

“One of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I don’t like her funky colored hair either. It’s trashy and unprofessional. I won’t be shopping here anymore.”

“If the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, that’s up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while she’s working. I don’t want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.”

“Some of your cigarettes are marked as ”$1 off". You shouldn’t sell them. They condone smoking.“

“I was told I couldn’t bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasn’t like I was buying booze for him!”

“The cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.”

“You shouldn’t allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I don’t like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.”

“You really shouldn’t let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.”

“I let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she can’t ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didn’t mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.”

“There are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.”

“You should build a separate bathroom for employees.”

“I pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I don’t have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.”

“Not hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.”

“Cashiers shouldn’t let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.”

Wow people are awful

the only way to read these is in a white suburban mom voice

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itswalky:

don’t ask me in which context i created this gif of homer backing up and disappearing into armpit hair, but i created this gif of homer backing up and disappearing into armpit hair

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milliekou:

Some cheebs.

August 13 2017

22:00
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ilikepranksters:

Okay, so full confession: though I’d watched episodes of gravity falls before, I’d never sat down and watched it all the way through. This weekend I remedied that.

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